Friday 14 March 2014

Gest Review - The Grand Budapest Hotel

Hulloos furends!! My good good furend Jerumings @jezzerbear as written anniver wondapul review!! Ehehe, i finks i might hab to do sum soons udderwise i hab to rename da blog!! Ehehehe!!

Once again, Doctor Red has very kindly allowed me to write a guest review for his excellent anipal movie blog. And the movie I bring you today is the latest from director Wes Anderson- you may know him from such films as The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Moonrise Kingdom and (my personal favourite) The Darjeeling Limited. 

One of the things I love about his movies are the attention to detail- every piece of furnishing, every colour on the screen (including beautiful clothing), the font used in the opening and closing credits, even the fictional books used as props within the film, are designed with meticulous detail. From this perspective, every movie of his is a joy to watch.



And I will say this now: in this reviewer’s own humble opinion this is by far and away his best work to date- it even surpasses The Darjeeling Limited. 

The two central characters, Gustave H and Zero Mustafa, are played by Ralph Fiennes and newcomer Tony Revolori. I’m not usually a huge fan of Fiennes, but he was absolutely amazing in this (he plays a legendary concierge in a Eastern European Grand Hotel in the 1930s). In fact, there are so many famous actors in this movie that it almost distracts you from the story when the next one pops up and you say “Ooh, that’s such and such!” These are all actors who have appeared in previous Anderson films- there is even a blink and you’ll miss it cameo from a VERY famous Hollywood star who previously appeared in his flawed movie version of Roald Dahl’s Fantastic Mr Fox (I won’t spoil it by saying who).

And now the important bit of the review- the noms. Today, I chose to bypass the usually nachos with radioactive cheese and buckets of Coke Zero and popcorn that are the usual cinema fare, and smuggled in an Espresso Frapuccino and Cheese and Marmite panini from Starbucks. Well, I say smuggle in. I didn’t bother hiding them as it’s not technically against cinema rules to bring outside food in. I still remember the day i dropped my lovely Tesco prawn mayo sandwich on the floor whilst watching The Wolverine- gutted I was. Utterly gutted.

PLEASE PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE. 
Score: 6 pigeons out of 5.

Thursday 30 January 2014

ANIPAL MOVIE CLUB!!!!



Hulloooo furends!! Me an da Koooosings (@koosa_party) ave decided to do a furst Anipal Movie Club ebening!!! Yaaaaaaaaaay!!!
 
Da Koosings as selecteds Roadhouse starrin da handsum Patrick Swayzings!!! It all abouts a man who is good an defeats da baddies usin good kung foos an bein nice!!!
To take pawt, all you as to do is watch da film wiv us an Tweets durin da films. Dis way we can share all da good bits an enjoy da film togevver wiv all our pals!!!!! It is like goin to da cinemings togevver!!! YIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!
 
We ope you can join us cos it will be pawsum.
 
If you in UK an don't hab da film, my hoomin dus say it is on da Netflix!!
 
To take pawt we as to synchronise da start ob da film!
 
We needs to press play at 11pm GMT, or 5pm CST on Saturdays 1st Febs!!
 
I opes you can join us!!!!!! YIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!

Saturday 16 November 2013

Gest Review - Gavitings


Hullo hullo ebearyones!! Ere is a fantastic gest review from my good furend Jerumings!! I opes you likes it cos i lubed it!! COOO COOOOOO!!!


Gravitings


Today we went to see Gravitings, which is a new movie set in space. You can see it in 3D if you like, which is a good idea becuse I heard the real space is in 3D too. The movie is rated 12A which means you must be older than 12 years or the letter A to watch it.

It was a very exciting movie that kept us on the edge of our seats throughout (and not just because I needed to do a wee). Although the poster says it has Dr Doug Ross from ER and Sandra Bullock in it, it mostly has the latter in it. Innit. Except she's not driving a bus in this movie but flying spaceships. And not cool spaceships with lasers like in Star Wars but boring NASA ones that just float about and take measurements. (Side note: if space is mostly empty, what are they measuring? Must ask Jeeves).

The 3D is very good and the surround sound affects are very good too. The camera is very fluid and combined with the 3D and space setting, can make you quite nautious at times, like travel sickness. If this happens, I suggest popping outside for a hot dog. Or maybe some nachos because the director is Mexican and he might have eaten some nachos whilst making this movie. If you get nachos, I suggest lots of bright yellow radioactive cheese that they only serve in cinemas, because that will help you find your seat in the dark when you come back.

All in all, a very good movie with good special effects and lots of thrills and spills. Four and a half sosidjes.



Jeremy Bear

Thursday 31 October 2013

Halloween Gest Review!!


Hulloo hulloo ebearyones!!! My good furends da Koosings hab dund anover gest review!!!

I opes you likes it!!!




The "Childs Play" Franchise 
by Mr. Milo, Mr. Cheeks and Mr. Farrel Koosa

We watched some movies called "Childs Play" for the scary month of October. These starred a jovial young anipal actor named Chucky. He is a "Good Guy" fella who likes to wear overalls, just like us! He likes to hug and be friends a lot...

Until that horrifying day the spirit of a hoomin tries to invade his body! From then on it becomes a horrible descent into terror and madness as this pleasant anipal friend tries to fight the fleshy monster inside him! He is sold off to a little boy against his will and has multiple hoomins trying to shoot and hurt him all the time. He is shot into a fan and dismembered, he has hot, molten plastic poured over him, all horrible things befall this innocent red headed charmer.
Koosings an Chuckings on set.

Never fear, he does find the love of his life and even gets to have a baby in "Seed of Chucky"...... but NOOOOOOOO!!! hoomins invade their bodies and make them do evil things, too! A simple plush exorcism could have solved all of this. 


 

We rate these movies 3 sosidjes and one cayk for mild violence. mmmmmm.....sosidjes.




 
 
 
 

Sunday 26 May 2013

Golden Sosidj Awards - THE RESULTS!!!

Hullo hullo ebearyone!! I so excitings to announce da winnerers ob da #Goldensosidj Prize draw!!!
GOLDEN SOSIDJ
Before da results, a speshul mention ob fanks to Karu Nassu an Fluffy for dese wondaful pictures!!!


Oh nos Fluffy! Watch outs!!

Wondaful!

Yayayayaya!!

DA RESULTS!!!!


bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *drum role*

1st: Golden Sosidj Mug + Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

WINNER: KOOSAS!!!!

2nd: Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

WINNER: FLUFFY!!!!

6 runners ups prizings ob a #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

BooBoo
Jack Jack
TourGuide Ted
Tabitha
Martha
Olly

WONDAFUL!!!!

Pls DMs me your addressings an i will send outs da purizes!! Congrtoolashuns to ebearyone! I wish i could send prizes to ebearyone so i sorrys if you as not been selecteds!! We dids use randum generator on compoota so i opes da winners are happys!! 

Monday 20 May 2013

#Golden Sosidj updates! Somefings jus fur fun!!

Hullo hullo ebearyone!!

My good furends Fluffy an Karu Nassu hab comes up wiv goods ideas!

Jus fur fun, please emails me any speshul Film pictings like dese wondaful ones!!

I will put dem all on my website when i announce da winners!!

Wondaful fluffings in Wallace an Gromits!!

Karu is sooo suavings!!!

So please if you wants jus send me da pic to doctorredbear@googlemail.com!!

I wil put dem all in a nice galery wiv some ob my pics!!!

Da furst Annual #Goldensosidj Awards!!



Hullo hullo ebearryone.

It now times fur me to let ebearyone enter da furst annual #Goldensosidj Award Prize Draw!!

To celebearate sosidjes, and films, and nice furends dis will jus be a purize draw fur some nice purizes!!

To enter all you as to do is DM me!! Den on Sundays da 26th May, i will be doin da purize draw!! 

I dids opes it would be bit more dan jus prize draw but i as delayed cos ob stoopid hoomin so it jus be dis for dis year. Maybe nekt year it will be bigger!!!


It dus be a good turnnouts!!!


No expensings spared!!

PURIZES


1st: Golden Sosidj Mug + Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

2nd: Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

Der will be 6 runners ups prizings ob a #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.


Ere dus be sum pictings ob da purizes.







I dus opes you can join da purize draw and I dus loook furward to announcin da winnerers at da weekends!

Good lucks!!! Hugs.